Not dieting today

Decided to have a break before the full on assault of a crash diet tomorrow. 7:15 cup of coffee with milk and sugar. 8:15 bacon roll with black pudding and a hash brown, with a large coffee with milk and sugar. 12:00 noon 12"pizza with pepperoni, pineapple, mushroom, jalapeno and sweetcorn with a pint of milk and a beef and tomato soup. If I don't gain weight today I'll despair and go off and have a scream somewhere. 3pm cup of black decaf with sugar. To round the day off we had kfc at 7:15, mmm. Decided to start diet on Friday as it is easier because I have a half day at work and I can come home for my lunch. The wii revealed I had gained two pounds and Mary had lost two. I despair.